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The world's most unnecessarily sophisticated chip

FIBRE ME.

We took a humble avocado chip and gave it a research division, a particle simulation, and a slightly inflated ego. You're welcome.

14g fibre10g protein40% less fat100% palm-free
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It's a chip. But we treated it like the most important snack in human history.

EXHIBIT A / A SMALL FRIED DISC OF POTATO, TAKEN FAR TOO SERIOUSLY.

So light,
it's basically cardio.

Independent* studies suggest reaching for the bag burns approximately zero calories, yet feels like an achievement. *No studies were conducted.

◷ 0.0 kcal to lift♥ 112 bpm hype
Fig. 01 — Levitation testPASS
Fig. 02 — Field trialELITE
Fig. 03 — HabitatNATIVE
Fig. 04 — Surface studyGLOSSY
The Science* · *Adobe Illustrator

Engineered for
the perfect crunch.

CRUNCH ACOUSTIC PROFILE · 58 dB PEAK
Snap modelled via CrispMax™ — Structural Snackineering.
Curvature ratio held at φ = 1.618 because a flat chip is a cry for help.
RoundnessRoAST · Roundness Optimization & Shape Tuning
0
Crunch decibelsMeasured in a very quiet room
0
Real avocadoWe checked. Twice.
0
real
avocado.
not the idea of avocado. the actual fruit.
Clinically irrelevant results

The numbers we
put on the bag.

0g
fibre, so your gut sends a thank-you note
0g
protein, quietly flexing
0%
less fat, 100% less guilt
0%
palm-free, the rainforest approves
★★★★★"my gut therapist cried.""tastes like being organised."★★★★★"i eat these in space." ★★★★★"my gut therapist cried.""tastes like being organised."★★★★★"i eat these in space."
Choose your commitment

One chip.
Three ego levels.

Avocado

HEAT ▪▫▫▫▫
$4 · 100g

The original. Smooth, salted, self-assured. The chip that started the overthinking.

Avocado Pro

HEAT ▪▪▪▫▫
$5 · 100g

Chilli-lime. For people who describe themselves as "a lot" and mean it.

Avocado Pro Max

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$6 · 100g

Ghost-pepper. Consult your gut, your therapist, and possibly your lawyer.

The Truth

We over-engineered a chip
so you'd actually read this.

Here's the honest part: it really is made with real avocado, it really has 14g of fibre, and it really does crunch like that. Everything else was for fun. Snack responsibly. Overthink everything.

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